Is there anything more magical than peanut butter?
Other than a unicorn that shits marijuana?
Or…a leprechaun that shoots gummy bears out of his fists?
Or…a cheeseburger that talks?
My point is there are MANY things more magical than peanut butter, you are a dumbshit AND an asshole to think this. Geez, the hell is wrong with you?
Unicorn poop marijuana…THAT ONLY COMES ALONG ONCE OR TWICE A LIFETIME!!!!
What the fuck.
Anywho, my sister Nancy gave me a wonderful present for Christmas. 24 jars of DELICIOUS PEANUT BUTTER! Two jars for each month! Can you believe it? Mr. Peanut must be rolling in his freaking grave.
“24 jars of me? That’s insane! I’M A TALKING PEANUT!!!!”
Stupid talking peanut.
Anywho, this year, 2010 is all peanut butter, all the time. From smooth to chunky, it’s all there. It’s basically just chunky and smooth, but you get the point.
I’ve noticed that in mass marketed peanut butter there’s no longer just chunky. It’s just extra chunky, and sometimes just “Hey, here’s a jar of peanuts held together by spit.”
So every Monday I will be updating the website with some new peanut butter posts. Monday is Peanut Butter day, whether you like it or not. NOW GIT ME A SWITCH!
All of this peanut butter talk is making me horny. In anycase, lets get on with the porn!
