Hervatski.com – A little bit of everything. And Unicorn.

Today was not a good day.  No funnies here really.  This site is about serious and not serious stuff, as deemed by me!  And this is serious.  Today dragged, took forever to end, and then I did situps and ate pot stickers that, did stick to the pot pieces of shit.

I’m going to go work on some John and Unicorn comics, hum lady gaga while I do it, and pray the rest of the week rolls by.  Avanti popolo.

Ahhhhh smell the roses bitches, smell the roses.  It’s comic book time.

I picked up my comics recently, after not getting them for 2 months, and my wallet still is bitching at me.  “You never take me anywhere nice!” and “You don’t look at me the same way you used to!”

I miss my comics

But here are some comics to pass the time!!!  CLICK ON THE LINKS DAMNIT!

Anyone else have super hero pajamas? No one? Ok.

I’ll say it again: Supernatural is better than Lost!!!

TACO! TACO! TACO!

Bikes are hard to draw, OK!!!

STOP CALLING STOP CALLING I DON’T WANT TO TALK ANYMORE!!!

Super Lotto just sounds cooler than Mega Millions!!!

I’m the professor of thug-a-nomics!!!

WHHAAAAAA….

Another installment of the Lost Anablog.  Once again, I don’t have channel 7.  So I go to a friend’s house, and write down shit I see, then scan in my notes later that night.  So it’s an analog blog, since it’s paper and pen.  PEN, you hear me?  Because pencils suck.  “But you never make a mistake with a pencil!”  Yes you do jackass, you just erase it you fucking asshole that’s the worst academic joke ever DAMN YOU!

Anywho, this shit is informative, riveting, and most of all, informative.  And on paper.

Enjoy!

So last night was a weird one.

First off, if you don’t watch Doctor Who, a time lord is essentially a time traveler. There’s only one left, well, kinda, and he’s able to see shifts in time.

So I guess last night I wake up thinking I AM a time lord. Not only that, but I wake up and KNOW an earthquake was coming! It was a scary feeling because…I needed to put on some pants.

So I reach down, remember this is real life now, put on my pants, put on a belt, and wait. And I could have SWORN I felt some swaying, but it might have been my weak legs as I was just waking up.

And the whole time I believe I AM a time lord! And I’m all excited because FINALLY I have my super powers!!! But then I get scared because, well, there’s an earthquake!

I finally make the stunning realization that I was infact NOT a time lord. I check the Internet to see if there was am earthquake and there was none. I also ask a friend online if there was an earthquake and they all too quickly called me stupid and I went back to sleep.

The funny thing is this happened at about 12:40 and I think I went to sleep at about 12:20 :/