Lumberjack Express

COMIC BOOK WEDNESDAY IS BACK!

John — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:31:48 +0000

PSYCHE! You probably read the last post and thought “aww, I gotta wait a whole day to read some comics?” But then you realized that I had posted all of these to show up at 5:31am and you didn’t miss shit, so it’s just me imagining stuff. Actually you’re probably reading this post FIRST then read the one below about Lost and go “what the fuck is he talking about? He DID post Comics early in the day?”

I fail at life.

Anywho, I WAS going to update this on Wednesday evening, as I’m super tired right now, but fuck it. Who gets comics on Wednesday night? We ALL go on Wednesday late morning/afternoon. That’s when the dorks converge on the “shop” as we like to call it, and get their crotches all giggling at the thought of Spiderman.

So feast your eyes below on 7 new comics! That’s what, 2 weeks in a row I’ve done 7 comics in a week? I’m on a roll! YEYEYEY!

Lost and Comics for everyone to enjoy tomorrow, good for you! No really, GOOD FOR YOU YOU MAKE ME PROUD!

READ THEM ALREADY DAMNIT!!!

It’s like horse hair…

Water water everywhere…

I gotta go first!!!

The 70’s are back! No bras and everything…

Arnold ain’t got shit on me!!!

And over there you see…uhm…dots…

Costanza would not be proud…

Wallet’s are like an anchor…

John — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:30:06 +0000

I’ve seen some wallets that rival the Costanza wallet. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Lemme show you:

PSYCHE!

Fuck you go look for yourself.

I have one of those tiny wallets that holds 3 dollars and a salt packet. It keeps me organized. I mean it makes me dump all my shit on my desk and eventually in the trash. DON’T JUDGE ME!

I like my little wallet, it makes me feel pretty.

It’s Lost tuesday, BITCHES!

John — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:38:52 +0000

I love Lost. Today I watched Lost with some friends at a thai restaurant in Long Beach. We sat on the 2nd floor and watched it on the 60″ tv. It was funny, because instead of turning the volume up on the tv, they played the sound over their speaker system in the restaurant. So we were WATCHING Lost, but everyone else was LISTENING to Lost in the restaurant hahah. It went from them piping in mellow top 40’s music to all of a sudden the sound of the smoke monster moving around.

As I was leaving the hostess/waitress lady stopped me and said “What are you studying for?” And I go “Oh, uhm, I’m just writing funny things in here…for…for my website…” and she just kept smiling and going “You have a class? All of you?” I go “Huh? No, we’re just friends, watching Lost?” and she goes “I thought you had an assignment, that’s why you all were watching that show.” hahahah she thought we were doing a group project on Lost, awesome!

That was the most normal story/joke you’ll ever hear from me. FUCK YOU!

Anywho, great episode of Lost. Stay tuned tomorrow for comic book Wednesday! Which will be updated late in the day. Next week I’ll do it earlier :/

Oh yeah! And the pictures look weird, but that’s because I put them at a higher resolution or some shit. Just click on the pic, it will open up in a seperate page, and you can read it better .

Lost Episode 7, Part 1!

John — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:27:23 +0000

Lost Episode 7, Part 2!

John — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:25:56 +0000

Lost Episode 7, Part 3!

John — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:24:44 +0000

Lost Episode 7, Part 4!

John — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:23:51 +0000

Lost Episode 7, Part 5!

John — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:23:09 +0000

Lost Episode 7, Part 6!

John — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:22:04 +0000

I can’t tell constelations apart…

John — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:10:12 +0000

I’m not even sure I spelled that correctly. Fuck it.

“See Orion’s belt?”
“You mean those 3 dots?”
“YES!”
“No.”

“See Sagitarius?”
“Lady, I swear, get out of my goddamn face, this is Ralphs.”

That story made no sense. How humans navigate using the stars is beyond me. I’m lucky I can find the Peanut Butter in the cupboard.