*DISCLAIMER*

Nothing on this site is real, or based on real people, or even exists in reality.  You're dreaming.  You're naked in front of a group of your peers and you're naked and trying to give a speech about how to make lasagna.  You are NOT offended by anything on this site and you plead the fifth as I take the first ammendment.  You're naked.

If anything here looks like anything else, it's purely by chance and coincidence.

I use all types of bad words on this site, so don't be offended by it.  Infact, leave if it offends you.  Here are some bad words I use on the site:

-Shit
-Fuck
-Balls
-Dick
-Poop
-Soggy Fries
-Canadian
-We ran out of tacos, sir.
-Damnit
-Damn
-Fudge
-Canadians
-Stinky Feet

So if any of those words (Canadian) or words (Canadians) offend you, then God gave you the free will to get out of here, and go visit another site.  If I may suggest, perhaps, cnn.com?  Or even fark.com?  Fark's my favorite.  Those people are pretty funny.  And the videos?  oh man all kinds of videos.

In conclusion: Burritos.