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WHY’D YOU POO A ROMANCE!?!?!
God I love Lady Gaga so much. It went from hating her, to liking her in an ironic way, to honest to GOD liking her. God bless that weird…thing…and it’s awesome music! There’s a lesson to be learned here: if you trip balls don’t listen to Lady Gaga. Won’t help. Also, I’m beginning to think I can’t draw.

NO! Never be nice to those who were once mean to you! That will only teach them that there are good people in this world. And that’s a BAD thing people! BAD THING!

Don’t let anyone tell you any different. Seriously, McDonald’s is delicious. Yes, I know it’s crap food, so is 1/2 the garbage we eat at home.
Seriously the next time you make some garbage piece of chicken and throw some garbage mashed potatoes next to it, realize that for the same price you could have had a big mac and fries. Then you can thank me when you’re high fiving Jesus in heaven, bitches.

How was I supposed to know he was allergic to peanuts?

Everyone calls the bible, “the good book.” It is a good book. A great book? Maybe. I’m not sure. You know what’s a great book? A cook book for fried foods. I LOVE fried foods! LOVE THEM! But who doesn’t? Terrorists, and eskimos. Why? Because terrorists hate freedom, and eskimos don’t have vegetable oil. It’s simple math, Sherlock.