Except when it’s a baby, then it’s not great…IT’S AN ADVENTURE!
Seriously! You find a kid and a thousand things run through your mind! Where did it come from? (Other than a vagina) Who’s is it? Why is it alone? THOUSANDS OF QUESTIONS!
If you find 10 bucks on the ground, there’s only one question that goes through your mind: “How fast can I get to a jack in the box so I can buy 20 tacos?”