Finding things on the ground is great…

posted by hervatski on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 23:16

Except when it’s a baby, then it’s not great…IT’S AN ADVENTURE!

Seriously! You find a kid and a thousand things run through your mind!  Where did it come from? (Other than a vagina)  Who’s is it?  Why is it alone?  THOUSANDS OF QUESTIONS!

If you find 10 bucks on the ground, there’s only one question that goes through your mind: “How fast can I get to a jack in the box so I can buy 20 tacos?”