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AND BEANS! Shaddap Patti Smith. Tonight’s dinner consists of…fuck if I know.  What you’re looking at is basically hormel PRIVATE SELECT chili.  Private select means the workers didn’t shart all over the chili before they canned it.  Thank you, fine workers at the Hormel packaging plant, for not shit farting in my chili.  I’ll say [...]

I think that’s why drug users get so pissed off when someone sells them fake weed, or, a bag of oregano.  They’re not mad that they’re out 50 bucks, no that’s fine.  Drug users usually have shit load of money.  They’re mad because some asshole gave them oregano!  Oregano sucks!  It’s so pungeont, for one.  [...]