Notice that super cool comma there? Eh? EHHHH? I’m getting better at this grammer thing. So it’s Wednesday again. It’s time for some more John and Unicorn comics! Though, next week there might be a change. I’m debating only doing 5 comics a week, instead of 7. While I like it that one comes out [...]
aka: GO FUCK YOURSELF. That’s what hard boiling an egg should be titled. “GO FUCK YOURSELF.” Because, essentially, you’re the egg’s little bitch. Never in my life has one simple cooking excursion demanded so much time and energy. So much attention to detail. So much…EGG. See, to properly boil an egg, these are the instructions [...]
Mothers Day is when you start yelling at your family members, screaming at the top of your lungs about how your life was ruined because you didn’t get to play little league baseball and…wait that’s Thanksgiving… Mothers Day is when you get in a fist fight with your Dad and your Mom clotheslines you as [...]
So I’m at my parents house before heading out, just saying hello. Well, been here for about 3 hours. So I thought “I should shower here, before I subject the general populace to the quaint aroma of freshly cut onions, and cologne. I’m in the shower, looking for the shampoo, and I see one bottle [...]
There’s starving children everywhere, just ask Bono. There’s wars and conflict all around the world, just ask Bill Clinton. There’s suffering in regions we don’t even know about, just ask Sally Struthers. So who the FUCK asked this guy- To be in the finals on celebrity Jeopardy!?!? Ok, I know the questions are kind of [...]