I always hated the fucking thing. I enjoyed school well enough, specifically the portions devoted to eating, and then playing after you ate. But when it came to academics, I was out of my element, donnie. I understand things well enough, I’m not an idiot. Infact, some have called me, “Look at this asshole…is he [...]
Not the loveable one, either, but the bad one, who turns milk chocolate white when it gets old, and doesn’t give you a tootsie pop that has an indian shooting a star on the wrapper. I ate a whole bag of these things and my mouth tasted like blood? And the banana mush got stuck [...]
Why I celebrate birthdays. By: Me It is my Mom’s birthday today. So I’m at home after dinner just sitting here as my sister makes an ice cream sundae station. In the bathroom. Don’t ask. But I don’t celebrate birthdays for the people. I don’t celebrate it to remember the past. I don’t even celebrate [...]
A child’s laughter? No… The smile of an elderly person as they enjoy the wanning days of life? No. A good lunch with a good friend? No. Laser eyes. This day is beautiful, but only the sweet warmth of laser eyes could possibly create an atmosphere even more welcoming than a Mother’s embrace for a [...]
There probably won’t be a part 2, mainly because I’ll probably forget I wrote part 1, and am too lazy to do part 2. That’s just the way LOOOOOVE goes, that’s the way love goes. Take it away Janet Jackson!!! What the fuck, N’SYNC! Get outta here! GO MOVE IT! So I’m sitting here and [...]