It’s the live blogging from…from as the show happens, but…on a piece of paper that’s uploaded later… Fuck… It works, kinda, ok? I enjoy it, though I didn’t enjoy this episode. It was like one giant cock tease the whole way through. I mean, the second Desmond went into that room I thought, “Well, Desmond [...]
This just about sums it up: Smoked ham frying in butter. Even JESUS couldn’t put it more succinctly, and he has a masters degree!!! Happy Easter everyone!
I forgot to do this at the end of March. I blame Jesus. Jesus is the reason, for the season. He’s also the reason why I forgot to do this shit. So in no particular order, though #1 IS #1 and #5 is the worst of the bunch, so, I guess numbers 2-4 are in [...]
WHICH! ONE! HAPPENED!!!! *CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP*WE LOVE YOU JOHN!!!*CLAP**CLAP**CLAP**CLAP* Which one happened is a game where I present two scenarios, and you try and guess which scenario really did happen tonight! CONTENDER READY! GLADIATOR READY!!! Was my night… So I get home and I get a call from a friend, there’s a birthday going on. I shower [...]
This stuff is out of control. It’s like a jungle rainforest was fed some sort of radioactive fertilizer and subjected to HGH or some shit. At times I think my chest hair is talking to me! But then I realize it’s only my tummy, and it’s Burger King time. I mean, sometimes I look down [...]