IN THE FAAAAACEE!!!
This took me awhile. I’m going to try and do one comic a day. But I’m going to post them all on Wednesday. So the DATES on the comics might be like, 4 days ago, but rest assured, I actually uploaded them on Wednesday. I know some of you might be confused and [...]
So rounding my apartment complex…er…4 plex? 6 plex? The place I live, you come upon a giant bird feeder. It’s not so giant, but about 10 birds fly suddenly away when you walk down the pathway. I kept wondering who the fuck keeps feeding the birds. I mean, these aren’t [...]
I want to be a rap star. Those guys are freaking cool. A lot of their songs start with them shouting their own name. I try doing that and I look like a moron who’s full of himself. But a rapper shouts their name to a beat, and they get a [...]
I’ve decided that at the end of each month, I’m going to rate the top 5 posts from the past month. These were chosen by me, and for me. I don’t care if you agree, nor do I care that I agree. I just care….I care…
Some of you might think this is self serving. To [...]
The gym is a magical place, full of naked men, and supposedly, naked women. I don’t believe girls when they say that old women run around naked in the women’s locker room. I just can’t, nothing that awesome can exist in this reality.
No, the gym is a place for reason and logic. Nothing escapes the [...]
