Is upon us my friends. Who knew at the beginning of this month that I would eat so much freaking peanut butter? Let us pause for a moment, and reflect upon our peanut buttery sins… Fuck it, let’s look at more peanut butter!!! Wait, before we begin. I was resizing photos, because wordpress caca’s it’s [...]
FUCK! YOU! Natural peanut butter sucks balls. I also forgot to say, the stuff I’ve been eating this month wasn’t organic. It was just peanuts that some guy paid some other dude 3 bucks an hour to pick in a lot behind his house before his neighbor got home and started screaming “Where mah peanuts [...]
I keep wondering why. Oh fucking damnit… NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO FUCKING NO!!!! Enough of this organic shit and bananas! FUCK YOU!!! Seriously! There’s little flavor in this HORSE SHIT! Know why? Take a handful of salted peanuts in your mouth, chew them up real fine, and spit them out. THIS is that shit! Fuck you, [...]
I’m starting to like this peanut butter. I really am. Is it like stockholm syndrom? Who knows, but the chunky organic peanut butter is pointing a gun at me, and I feel sorry for it Today we continue our banana peanut butter odyssey. I never know how to spell odyssey, thank God firefox spells everything [...]
IMPOSSIBLE!!!! I had peanut butter for breakfast AND a peanut butter milkshake during dinner! Can you call that heaven? Can you call a Jewish guy on saturday? I’m not sure, can you? I’m not Jewish, nor am I black, but I got funk AND soul. Anywho, what do we have today? Fuck. I mean, uuuuu [...]