I don’t know what that means, but I used to love those underwear commercials. They made NO sense! Giant talking underwear fruit selling me tighty whities? FYI ladies, I wear boxers now, LIKE A MAN! “A man wears no underwear!” What am I, FRENCH!? Lets kick this LAST Peanut Butter post for February out quick [...]
No I’m not talking about Ty Diggs manboobies I’m talking about…ok for a second there I WAS talking about his manboobies, but I’m actually talking about: These things! WHITE CHOCOLATE NIPPLES! No I’m not talking about Mark Cuban’s manboobies. My sister gave me some chocolate…chip…thingies? And said “REVIEW THESE!” To which I shouted “DONDE EST [...]
But I summer in DONUTS BITCHES! Ah shit son! Lookit the Peanut Butter cuddling with the maple bar awwww. They’re so cute! It’s a polygamous relationship but they make it work! I think unsweetened gets the sugar, and no salt gets the batter. Know what I’m sayin? WINK WINK CACA CACA! It’s like Mr. Peanut [...]
I know I said Nutrigrain bars sucked balls when it came to these two Peanut Butters, but I’ve since thawed them out and think they taste better now. No really, they taste better! Awww, don’t be like that! Come on, don’t look away from one another! The nutrigrain bar is looking on with a sad [...]
That’s an expression that means…excitement! Like, “eureka!” or “excellsior!” or “pornography!” Today it means… Turkey sandwich! Inside the bread we’ve got- SURPRISE GANG BANG!!!! So I cut the stupid sandwich in half, and on one half I put no salt (above), and on the other I put unsweetened. It’s to give you a good understanding [...]