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Archive for ‘Peanut Butter - February’


I don’t know what that means, but I used to love those underwear commercials.  They made NO sense!  Giant talking underwear fruit selling me tighty whities?  FYI ladies, I wear boxers now, LIKE A MAN!
“A man wears no underwear!”
What am I, FRENCH!?
Lets kick this LAST Peanut Butter post for February out quick eh?

M&M’s.
No salt:

A chicken [...]


No I’m not talking about Ty Diggs manboobies I’m talking about…ok for a second there I WAS talking about his manboobies, but I’m actually talking about:

These things! WHITE CHOCOLATE NIPPLES! No I’m not talking about Mark Cuban’s manboobies. My sister gave me some chocolate…chip…thingies? And said “REVIEW THESE!” To which I [...]


But I summer in DONUTS BITCHES!

Ah shit son!  Lookit the Peanut Butter cuddling with the maple bar awwww.  They’re so cute!  It’s a polygamous relationship but they make it work!  I think unsweetened gets the sugar, and no salt gets the batter.  Know what I’m sayin?  WINK WINK CACA CACA!

It’s like Mr. Peanut jizzed all [...]


That’s an expression that means…excitement!  Like, “eureka!” or “excellsior!” or “pornography!”
Today it means…

Turkey sandwich!  Inside the bread we’ve got-

SURPRISE GANG BANG!!!!

So I cut the stupid sandwich in half, and on one half I put no salt (above), and on the other I put unsweetened.  It’s to give you a good understanding of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!  Who [...]


Yogurt of course!  DUH!
I love peach yogurt.  I LOVE it.  I don’t want to marry it though.  Would be too complicated.  Where do I put the ring?  How would I carry it over the threshold without eating it?  What will my parents think when they find out it was opened before our marriage night?  Why [...]