I don’t know what that means, but I used to love those underwear commercials. They made NO sense! Giant talking underwear fruit selling me tighty whities? FYI ladies, I wear boxers now, LIKE A MAN!
“A man wears no underwear!”
What am I, FRENCH!?
Lets kick this LAST Peanut Butter post for February out quick eh?
M&M’s.
No salt:
A chicken [...]
No I’m not talking about Ty Diggs manboobies I’m talking about…ok for a second there I WAS talking about his manboobies, but I’m actually talking about:
These things! WHITE CHOCOLATE NIPPLES! No I’m not talking about Mark Cuban’s manboobies. My sister gave me some chocolate…chip…thingies? And said “REVIEW THESE!” To which I [...]
But I summer in DONUTS BITCHES!
Ah shit son! Lookit the Peanut Butter cuddling with the maple bar awwww. They’re so cute! It’s a polygamous relationship but they make it work! I think unsweetened gets the sugar, and no salt gets the batter. Know what I’m sayin? WINK WINK CACA CACA!
It’s like Mr. Peanut jizzed all [...]
That’s an expression that means…excitement! Like, “eureka!” or “excellsior!” or “pornography!”
Today it means…
Turkey sandwich! Inside the bread we’ve got-
SURPRISE GANG BANG!!!!
So I cut the stupid sandwich in half, and on one half I put no salt (above), and on the other I put unsweetened. It’s to give you a good understanding of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Who [...]
Yogurt of course! DUH!
I love peach yogurt. I LOVE it. I don’t want to marry it though. Would be too complicated. Where do I put the ring? How would I carry it over the threshold without eating it? What will my parents think when they find out it was opened before our marriage night? Why [...]
