Is dark chocolate Peanut Butter good with guacamole? LETS FIND OUT! No. No. ONTO THE JUDGING! Maranatha all natural dark chocolate Peanut Butter gets… A trumpet. Peanut Butter and Co. dark chocolate Peanut Butter gets… A trash truck with garbage men. With an overall score of… Your electricity bill. Thank you.
You all know this. What goes good with Peanut Butter? ANYTHING!!! Really? Really. What you see above is a plate of beans, melted cheese, grilled onions, and roasted white corn. What you DON’T see off to the side is the bottle of ketchup. I put ketchup on this and eat it like a PIMP. “Oh, [...]
Bacon. This is not bacon. This is frozen turkey burgers from Costco. I love costco so much. They have so much stuff. I LOOOVE peanuts, and costco has GIANT cans of peanuts. This lady down the street has giant cans PERIOD. DA DA DA DAAAA TURKEY BURGERRRRRRRSSSSS!!!!!! GLUTEN FREE! Well no shit, why would gluten [...]
APRICOTS! What? Everything is blurry. Stupid lighting. Wait, this isn’t apricots! Let’s try again. And the wind whispered her name… APRICOTS! Ahhh apricots. God’s little poop machines. I eat about 5 of these in the morning and 5 at night. That’s enough fiber for me I think. Dried apricots are about 3 bucks for a [...]
Isn’t that right guys? Aw, what’s wrong guys? Was it something I said? Come on, turn around and talk to me! Awww they’re all cuddling in their foil bed! In their whole wheat bread. If I had a bed made of bread it’d be a bed bread! LOLOLOLOLOLOLlllll ahhh it’s late. Notice how the Maranatha [...]