We have what, Peanut Butter? Oh, how lovely. I haven’t seen you since what, Monday? Hello Peanut Butter! “HELLO, JOHN!” “HALLO PEANUT BUTTER!” “Who’s your friend over there?” “Oh, you mean…” What the FUCK is this shit? Ok, so I was hungry and I thought “I have 20 boxes of mac and cheese, let’s make [...]
Why is it special you say? Is it because of the Peanut Butter? FUCK NO! It’s this goober shit, it’s NOT GOOD! Well, except for on wheat bread. Wheat bread plus goobers is delicious. Hence why it’s my lunch now. I keep staring at this picture and that freaking grape and the peanut are about [...]
Like underwear that you washed, so there’s no more caca on them. Or Peanut Butter… See, here’s the thing. You THINK you know something, but you don’t. For instance, what would be the worst thing to put on these Peanut Butters? If you guessed… A red motorcycle, you’d be wrong. The fuck. This thing looks [...]
What’s a black hole? It’s a star, that collapsed in on itself. Or so they say. “They” being dorks. “Dorks” being dumbasses who spend WAYYYY too much time in books and WAYYYY neglecting being COOL. Because fuck you, you’re theory on whatever will last what, hundreds of years? But my cool ass walking by and [...]
What do you eat when you’re hungry? Say it’s late, maybe 8pm. And you don’t want to eat heavy, but you also don’t want to eat skittles. It’s either heavy food or skittles with you, isn’t it!? So what does a handsome man eat then? Fuck yo grilled cheese! GOOBER’S GONNA FUCK YO GRILLED CHEESE [...]