And not just for stuffing into tail pipes to get 2 Beverly Hills cops off my tail. No, I love them with… PEANUT BUTTER!!! Fuck, that banana looks like it’s ready to retire and move to Florida, and vote on some legislation that’s gonna piss off some hippies in California, which in turn, will annoy [...]
I feel ashamed. I feel…sad. I…I’m just glad I feel, because I did something wrong. So wrong. Mondays and Fridays are Peanut Butter blow out ha-cha-cha-cha days. And what was on friday? Nothing. Friday? Nothing. Friday!?!?!? PANCAKES I LOVE YOU PANCAKES!!! But NO! I’m not putting Peanut Butter on pancakes…though…that would be insanely delicious… So [...]
Until I run out of it. Run out of what you say? No, not the Peanut Butter, we all know it’s a staple! I’m talking about… TURKEY BURGERS! Listen, I’ve got like 8 patty’s left in my freezer, so I gotta put this shit on there for these taste comparisons. Below is a list of [...]
Do you pop out of parties? Are you unpoopular? PEANUT BUTTAH!!! Today’s Peanut Butter post will describe me opening up this bullshit and trying a little bit. I didn’t put it on anything. Infact, I almost put it in the trash. What, you don’t believe me that this is an opening ceremony? TOLD YA SO! [...]
NEW PEANUT BUTTER!!! So already we’ve had a pretty wild year, haven’t we? We had some plain bullshit, then some organic bullshit, then some chocolate bullshit, and just recently some goober bullshit. I think after all this time I’ve gotten a decent taste for Peanut Butter. I mean, the first two months were purely Peanut [...]