Isn’t that right guys?
Aw, what’s wrong guys? Was it something I said? Come on, turn around and talk to me!
Awww they’re all cuddling in their foil bed! In their whole wheat bread. If I had a bed made of bread it’d be a bed bread! LOLOLOLOLOLOLlllll ahhh it’s late.
Notice how the Maranatha kind of…wait, why’s [...]
No YOU’RE going insane!!!
I love mixing and matching food. I LOVE it. You’ll start to notice this more in the coming weeks with this Peanut Butter charade. I just…love putting stuff together. You hit some wonderful combinations, such as salsa and sauerkraut, and some awful combinations, such as salsa and sauerkraut.
The beautiful part of lays [...]
Out of my butt.
OH LOOK A BANANA!!!
I’ve finally decided to try to eat the dark chocolate Peanut Butter with a banana. I say, “A” banana, because if I eat too much of this dark chocolate Peanut Butter my butt goes on strike and I gotta call in negotiators for them to open the place up.
I [...]
Or…wait…what is the month of March?
COME ON COME ON WHATS IN THE BOX THE BOX! WHAT IS THE MONTH OF MARCH!!!!!
Also, my sister drew Easter eggs on the March paper…not sure why?
WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX!?!?!?!
MARCH IS THE MONTH OF DARK CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER!!! WHUUUUUUT!!!
Man, March is gonna be full of chocolate and me not [...]
STRAWBERRY YOGURT RULES ALL!!!!!!
IT SITS ON THE FACE OF THE COMPETITION!
Or…that’s more like the jar’s thigh…same shit. Shit I have dishes to do.
So you must be thinking, “John, fuck, what’s next, blueberry yogurt like last month?”
NO!
…I used up all the blueberry yogurt
I love everything with strawberry yogurt. Don’t believe me? Fine fuck you [...]
