On my never ending quest to FINISH OFF THIS GOD FORSAKEN NATURAL PEANUT BUTTER BULLSHIT I arrive today with a new peanut butter post. I know you’re asking, “But John? Why are you so handsome?” No touch. No touch. So then you ask, “John, if you eat that much peanut butter, China will attack you [...]
Day one of the peanut butter explosion. FYI: The next week it’s all me eating peanut butter with bananas. .67 cents a pound at Ralphs, you can’t go wrong. Until poop won’t come out of my butt until the 7th moon of the circese cycle. That means nothing. We revealed last time that the two [...]
*whistle* toot toot! This month we start off our action packed year of Peanut Butter. Delicious, savory, salty, sweet, tart, splenda, ice cream cone, PEANUT BUTTER! Know how much I love peanut butter? THIS MUCH! So now I begin the unveiling… ahhh AHH aahhh ahhh AHHHHHH (That says, “January” by the way, at the top [...]