Yogurt of course! DUH! I love peach yogurt. I LOVE it. I don’t want to marry it though. Would be too complicated. Where do I put the ring? How would I carry it over the threshold without eating it? What will my parents think when they find out it was opened before our marriage night? [...]
I’ve eaten a lot of sugar lately, but nothing can- Hey wait! WAIT HOLD ON I’VE EATEN TOO MUCH SUG- ARRRR YA SCURVY BITCH! Why all the donuts Why do you do this to yourself dude? Because I CAN! CAUSE THIS IS MERICA! IN MERICA WE CAN- Fuck you Whole Foods. Lets get this [...]
I’m not even going to beat around the bush…I almost died for this specific post. Lets bring out the opening players… Yeah that’s good and everything. We got the usual players, but what else? What could we possibly put all this Peanut Butter goodness on? A banana? How about, say, crackers? FUCK YOUR CRACKERS! AGALA [...]
Y’all gonna make me lose my poo! Up in here! Up in here! Y’all gonna make me poop on out! Up in here! Up in here! Y’all gonna make me get hard stool! Up in here! Up in here! Ah Peanut Butter, I love you. Ah Peanut Butter I hate you. 3 Nutrigrain bars in [...]
YOU’RE LOS ANGELES PEANUT BUTTERS! *cue super cool music that always makes me think of Michael Jordan and then I get sad that Michael Jordan isn’t playing anymore * From Indiana State University, at about 5inches tall….NO SALT PEANUT BUTTER!!! From Purdue University…at about 5 inches as well…UNSWEETENED PEANUT BUTTER! And from the University of [...]