I always hated the fucking thing. I enjoyed school well enough, specifically the portions devoted to eating, and then playing after you ate. But when it came to academics, I was out of my element, donnie. I understand things well enough, I’m not an idiot. Infact, some have called me, “Look at this asshole…is he [...]
Not the loveable one, either, but the bad one, who turns milk chocolate white when it gets old, and doesn’t give you a tootsie pop that has an indian shooting a star on the wrapper. I ate a whole bag of these things and my mouth tasted like blood? And the banana mush got stuck [...]
Why I celebrate birthdays. By: Me It is my Mom’s birthday today. So I’m at home after dinner just sitting here as my sister makes an ice cream sundae station. In the bathroom. Don’t ask. But I don’t celebrate birthdays for the people. I don’t celebrate it to remember the past. I don’t even celebrate [...]
There probably won’t be a part 2, mainly because I’ll probably forget I wrote part 1, and am too lazy to do part 2. That’s just the way LOOOOOVE goes, that’s the way love goes. Take it away Janet Jackson!!! What the fuck, N’SYNC! Get outta here! GO MOVE IT! So I’m sitting here and [...]
fuck my butt. hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! It’s another installment of the game that’s sweeping Eurasia… WHAT! ARE! PEOPLE! SEARCHING! FOR! *clap**clap**clap**clap**clap*YEYYY JOHN WE LOVE YOU!!!*clap**clap**clap**clap**clap* I love this game. I decided to do it again today because 1: I have nothing else to talk about and 2: Because some of these are pretty good. Keisha strikes again [...]