PSYCHE! You probably read the last post and thought “aww, I gotta wait a whole day to read some comics?” But then you realized that I had posted all of these to show up at 5:31am and you didn’t miss shit, so it’s just me imagining stuff. Actually you’re probably reading this post [...]
And it was to throw away the trash.
It’s weird being cooped up in one place all day, without being paid for it, that is. It was a beautiful day outside, but very windy. The last time I went out in this type of wind I jogged in it, and couldn’t breathe right for about 2 [...]
There is no “and” and “me” there. But she came home right now, and not 1/2 a second after getting IN the door? SLAM!
Here’s my thinking. You get in the door and you’re rushing in and you throw the door closed. That means like, there should be SOME delay to the slamming. No delay this [...]
If movies are to believed, I should find the woman of my dreams folding her clothes next to me, and then I’ll get that big promotion and make amends with an estranged relative!
If reality is to be believed, some dude will probably hit on me, and I’m going to drop a sock down the gutter [...]
They’re playing epic rock, really loud.
Beware aging hippies who listen to epic rock, really loud. This includes most songs by lynard skynard, as well as some bands you’ve probably never heard of, but the song goes on for 18 minutes. This is usually the type of music that say, Martin Sheen listened to as he [...]
