Not taking a shower. I used to work out, and just go to sleep later that night, and take a shower in the morning. See, my hands dry easily, and taking a shower at night, AND in the morning, was out of the question. It was one or the other because if both, my hands [...]
Cheese is like…the German’s in WW2, and my stomach is Polish. If I eat too much of it, all the Poles get pushed out and the Germans set up shop. I don’t THINK I’m lactose intollerant. I hate that word used in other contexts other than bigotry, or racism, by the way. It’s used primarily [...]
LET ME TELL YOU! STOP EATING SO MUCH PEANUT BUTTER! Problem solved! Here’s the thing, if your poop is bothering you THAT much, start to take notes as to what you eat, and present them to a man or woman in a coat who’ve spent YEARS and THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS to learn why YOU, some [...]
Some people get songs stuck in their head. That’s fine. You get to listen to a nice tune for awhile, even if it’s the same 5 words over and over again, and you go about your day, happier than when you started. But shows…shows are pathetic. Not one week goes by that I don’t remember [...]
Right now on the radio there’s two songs getting a lot of play. One is Tie Me Down by I think kool and the gang: and Down by someone named Kool and the Gang: The funny thing about both of these songs is how opposite they are, and yet they’re both getting the same amount [...]