Ahhh shit I forgot April At the end of every month I go back and pick out the posts that I feel were the most funny, insightful, or closest to my mouse button and post them. It’s a narcissistic habit I have. The other habit I have involves a plum tree, seventeen candles, and an [...]
Mothers Day is when you start yelling at your family members, screaming at the top of your lungs about how your life was ruined because you didn’t get to play little league baseball and…wait that’s Thanksgiving… Mothers Day is when you get in a fist fight with your Dad and your Mom clotheslines you as [...]
Or so I think. Or so I’m told to think, I think? People often tell others to take life by the horns! Whatever that means. I suppose they mean we should take hold of life, and move it in the direction we want it in. The thing is, no one does that. No one, not [...]
I don’t know. It feels weird tonight. I usually get a weird feeling when I stay in on a weekend. Kind of a dreary, depressed sort of feeling. I know I should be out, having a good time, but I have things to do, and no money to do other things with it. But tonight…tonight [...]
If you make fun of some cultures, ethnicitys, races, faces, whatever, there sometimes will be a little backlash. Even if you’re not serious, even if you’re using comedy as a tool with which to make a point, even if you just hate South Americans, someone has a problem with it. But not the Germans. You [...]