Yesterday began internet bible study. It’s where I read the bible with Calig and then we discuss the stories we read. This time we read about how God created life, told them not to eat some food, they ate the food, and now God got mad. But God kept hanging around with them, it was strange. And then Cain killed his brother and God was mad again. And then there were some sort of giants, but they went away. I think they were dinosaurs, but whatever. And then God made Noah who was just this really nice guy and then…that’s the end of the assignment so far. Tune in next week to find out what happens to Noah! Below is a snippet of our online conversation regarding Genesis Chapter 1:1 through chapter 6:8.
Hervatski: I read today’s selection
Calig: I am going to as soon as IT guy foes away and quits bothering me
Calig: then we can discuss
Calig: ok. done.
Calig: what are the waters above the firmament,
Calig: ?
Hervatski: Clouds probably
Hervatski: What’s a firmament?
Calig: heavn
Hervatski: So clouds above heaven?
Calig: I think that water was sent out into the universe
Hervatski: Wat?
Calig: meaning life on other planets is possible.
Calig: there are no clouds ABOVE heaven
Hervatski: Go said make the firmament. And divided the waters above and below it?
Calig: yeah.
Hervatski: Maybe the aurora borealis?
Calig: it’s space water
Calig: also, I’d like to hear more about these giants
Hervatski: Space jam!
Hervatski: I think the giants were dinosaurs
Calig: And on the second day, god created space jam
Calig: and then there were giants
Calig: and then Noah
Calig: the end
THE END!
I’m changing my name to Ca’ah’laig.