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Apr 12

I think this is a repeat…

By Hervatski on April 12th, 2010
Posted In: In Peanut Butter,Peanut Butter - April

Someone change the channel.

So I’ve got a lot of food in my fridge that lasts a long time. Frozen…everything. Oh! And a box of sees candy. But everything else is frozen, so I’m limited to the amount of stuff I can eat in any given day. If you want a turkey sandwich? I got you a turkey sandwich! You want a turkey burger? I get you that turkey burger! You want lil’ smokies? NO THEY’RE MINE MINE ALL MINE!

So that’s why…

Fucking hell that’s a nice crisp picture, isn’t it?

So I’m pretty sure I did the Peanut Butter turkey burger song and dance, right? Right. But did I do it with Jelly? Fuck you I did it with Jelly what’s she saying!?

The turkey burgers are kind of bland. bland because I have NOOOOO idea how to cook them. See, I just put them in a pan with butter, and throw terriaki sauce on top! And then the smoke comes. It’s like my oven is the island from Lost, and the smoke is Claire. Because it’s fucking insane.

If you kind of squint, it looks like bacon, doesn’t it? hahaha if you type quick and miss the space bar it says doesn’ tit! TIT! hehehehe

So the left is grape…or ham…and the right is starwberry? They both tasted about the same. I couldn’t taste the difference between the two, which is fine. Both have AWFUL Peanut Butts in them, so I don’t care if I can’t taste them. The saltiness of the turkey patty coupled with the sweetness of the Jelly really did make a nice combination. Also, that awesome Ken’s Steakhouse Thousand Island hits the spot, EVERY TIME!

I don’t think I’d eat this particular combination again. Reason being, if I did mix the correct portion of Peanut Butter and Jelly it would have just taken over the whole thing. Thankfully I didn’t add too much Jelly and was able to crap my pants at the whole combination.

Ever wonder why crazy people hit themselves?

ONTO THE JUDGING!

Goobers grape Peanut Butter gets…