EATING PEACH YOGURT! “Yogurt you are drunk AGAIN!” “Please John, lemme just rest a second” “OMG A TALKING YOGURT!!!” I wasn’t going to put more Peanut Butter in yogurt, but it’s fucking chocolate Peanut Butter! You gotta! Let’s begin, shall we? “NO WE SHALL NOT!” “How come?” “We have unfinished business!” “WHO IS THIS!?” “IT’S [...]
Never knew what that meant. O…k…still don’t know what that means… PEEK A BOO!!!! OHHH hehehe! I GET IT NOW EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! AY GET OFF OF HIM! What’s the matter with you he’s your brother!!!! Ah, the triple crown of the nutrigrain bars, apple. I really like apple. I really like apple pie. I REALLY like [...]
During these current Peanut Butter posts I’m doing situps and pushups, so if some feel rushed, its because I’m about to pass out. KEEP READING ASSHOLE!
That’s the rap version of a classic Beatles tune. Also, the main black guy in this version gets shot, but survives. I like strawberry nutrigrain bars most due to principle. Strawberry flavored shit is just naturally delicious. Normal strawberries suck balls though. Who knew it? Anywho, let’s see how the chocolate looks on the nutrigrain [...]
I love chocolate. I love liver meow mix meow mix please dee-liv-er… I had no intent on singing that, but there it is. AND THIS IS! Yes again this month we’ve got nutrigrain bars. Why? FUCK YOU WHY! Listen, it’s a new flavor, it’s not just Peanut Butter, so I thought, “OMG IF BRAD PITT [...]