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What was your favorite childhood food?

By Hervatski on March 29th, 2010
Posted In: In Peanut Butter,Peanut Butter - March

Mine was tacos. Still is tacos. Well, there’s a recording of me somewhere with me yelling, “I WANT A BUWEETO!!!” to my Mom as she asks me what I want to eat for dinner. Then she says we don’t have a burrito, and I think i quietly go, “I want a buweeto….”

I’ve wanted a buweeto ever since!

But I’ve landed on tacos. Which are equally delicious, though, not as large and require more work to upkeep. It’s like the difference between a lawn and a pool. We all love pools, they’re not hard to maintain other than calling out a pool man, and they’re great to have, like a buweeto. But a yard is just better for families, friends, get togethers, but it requires more personal upkeep, like a taco. Furthermore, I am now hungry.

What did you love as a child? Was it…

This is some blurry fucking shit. It’s also potatoes cooking so they can be mashed.

“John! What the fuck are you doing with that dark chocolate Peanut Butter and those mashed potatoes?!”
“I’m taking the S.A.T’s you fucking moron WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I’M GOING TO DO!!!!”

Here are my normal mashed potato ingredients, other than the dark chocolate Peanut Butter that is. If you get the stuff JUST right you’ve got some awesome mashed potatoes on your hands! If you take your pants off JUST right, you’ve got a pee pee!

Here’s a spoiler for…why’s my thumb look like that? Here’s a spoiler for you assholes:

THIS SHIT SUCKED!

Dark chocolate Peanut Butter in mashed potatoes is pretty bad. It’s…bland, and then some. It’s like bland, and then you add bland. Very strange. I keep imagining a cadbery cream egg. That’s kind of how it tasted. Man now I want candy, and tacos I’m not even going to go into the differences between the two. Suffice to say, they both sucked. Also the chicken sucked, if you were wondering. Too much fucking oregano. I DON’T LIKE OREGANO!!! Oh now look whatcha did! You got me all worked up and stuff! DAMNIT!!!