I really do. I’m not a fan of crunchy stuff. I’m a big fan of mushy stuff. Maybe it’s because my tummy is mushy, and not crunchy? I’m not sure. Cookies? I like em soft. Cereal? Mushy. Porcupines? OH SUCH A CUTE PORCUPINE!!!
But I also like my veggies mushy. I hate crispy veggies, unless they’re deep fried. Green beans? MUSHY! Onions? Uhm…if I’m eating cold KFC chicken I need cold crisp yellow onions. I’ll take a bite of cold chicken, then a bite of onion, then I’ll…you’ve turned away haven’t you?
LOOKIT THIS!
This is my super concoction! It’s grilled onions made with soy sauce, then french green beans (meaning they smell and love the NATO), with melted cheese in it. It’s SO good. And SO easy to make! And it’s ALL MUSHY!!!! What better to put on it then dark chocolate Peanut Butter?
Probably gold diamonds, BITCH!
Basically, the onion/green bean thing is a little salty what with the soy sauce and garlic salt. But it’s savory. Adding maranatha dark chocolate Peanut Butter gives it a bit of a sweet taste. You can taste the green bean onion stuff just fine, but now there’s a sweeter flavor. I’ve figured that’s what Maranatha does. It adds a specific texture and sweetness to everything, like nutella, but not as good. Maranatha has a weird texture, grainy, I’ve mentioned this before but were you listening? NO! YOU WERE NOT!!!
It LOOKS like I have fancy forks, but I think they were from Macys? Or maybe Target? I bought a butt load of junk from Target when I moved into my last place. Anywho, this one tasted like salt, soy sauce, and chocolate Peanut Butter. I did not stick any into my rectum, but I damn near killed ‘em! LALALALALALOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No really you could really taste the PB&C here. As if nothing else was included. Weird. What’s even MORE weird is a banana that talks!
ONTO THE JUDGING!
Maranatha all natural dark chocolate Peanut Butter gets…
A green onion and a U2 CD.
Peanut Butter & Co. dark chocolate Peanut Butter gets…
The Sun and a giant stack of pancakes playing Paddycake.
With an overall score of…
The letter J.
Thank you.
