I can’t tell constelations apart…

I’m not even sure I spelled that correctly.  Fuck it.

“See Orion’s belt?”
“You mean those 3 dots?”
“YES!”
“No.”

“See Sagitarius?”
“Lady, I swear, get out of my goddamn face, this is Ralphs.”

That story made no sense.  How humans navigate using the stars is beyond me.  I’m lucky I can find the Peanut Butter in the cupboard.

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  1. greatgamer greatgamer says:

    I liked this one.

    I think for the next installment, you should have a “What If,” sorta like Family Man with Nick Cage, but John wakes up a Chinese woman.

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