Mar 09
I’m not even sure I spelled that correctly. Fuck it.
“See Orion’s belt?”
“You mean those 3 dots?”
“YES!”
“No.”
“See Sagitarius?”
“Lady, I swear, get out of my goddamn face, this is Ralphs.”
That story made no sense. How humans navigate using the stars is beyond me. I’m lucky I can find the Peanut Butter in the cupboard.

I liked this one.
I think for the next installment, you should have a “What If,” sorta like Family Man with Nick Cage, but John wakes up a Chinese woman.