There is no “and” and “me” there. But she came home right now, and not 1/2 a second after getting IN the door? SLAM!
Here’s my thinking. You get in the door and you’re rushing in and you throw the door closed. That means like, there should be SOME delay to the slamming. No delay this time. She either hates the world, or hates that fucking door. What’d the door do to her? Also, her dog barks a lot, I think because it’s DEAF from all the slamming, and is trying to cry out for help.
I like barking dogs, it means that someone is nearby, which is fine. In my entire life I think a barking dog has annoyed me…twice. And one of those times it wasn’t even a lot of annoyance.
Anywho, I think she deafened that dog with her slamming. Also my pictures hanging on the wall that’s attached to her door are always crooked because she feels like she needs to show the world the might she contains, like so:
