Mar 06
for a long time. I’ve never met a toilet I can’t clog. No, not because of the monster shits. The toilets welcome them. No, because of the insane amount of toilet paper I use. I just…I wonder how people use like, 2 squares. Does that mean a 4 pack of toilet paper lasts them 8 years? I go through a roll a day! And that’s without eating anything with fiber! Man, I make the quilted northern people a LOT of money.

Just use your hand.