Toilets have been giving me problems…

for a long time.  I’ve never met a toilet I can’t clog.  No, not because of the monster shits.  The toilets welcome them.  No, because of the insane amount of toilet paper I use.  I just…I wonder how people use like, 2 squares.  Does that mean a 4 pack of toilet paper lasts them 8 years?  I go through a roll a day!  And that’s without eating anything with fiber!  Man, I make the quilted northern people a LOT of money.

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  1. greatgamer greatgamer says:

    Just use your hand.

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