I’ma I’ma I’ma be…
By Hervatski on March 1st, 2010Posted In: In Peanut Butter,Peanut Butter - March
EATING PEACH YOGURT!
“Yogurt you are drunk AGAIN!”
“Please John, lemme just rest a second”
“OMG A TALKING YOGURT!!!”
I wasn’t going to put more Peanut Butter in yogurt, but it’s fucking chocolate Peanut Butter! You gotta! Let’s begin, shall we?
“NO WE SHALL NOT!”
“How come?”
“We have unfinished business!”
“WHO IS THIS!?”
“IT’S YOUR CONSCIOUS JOHN! REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID THIS MORNING!?”
“Take two shits?”
“And how do you feel about that?”
“Good…”
“Gooooood…”
“Ah relief.”
“LETS GET SOME TACOS JOHN!”
“I LOVE YOU CONSCIOUS!!!!”
Here’s Maranatha in peach yogurt. I like how the chocolate is all folded over like a comb over on a pudgy bald guy awwww he so pudgy…
This tasted mostly like yogurt. You couldn’t taste the chocolate Peanut Butter at all. Don’t know why. Ah well, maybe I didn’t have the right mixture?
YES it looks like a tiny person took a tiny dump into the yogurt, but you know what else?
RECESS PEANUT BUTTER CUPS! That’s what Peanut Butter & Co. tastes like! It tastes exactly like Recess Peanut Butter cups!!!! DAMNIT that took awhile to figure out!!!
Anywho, this tasted delicious once I figured out what it tasted like. I got a jar full of Recess Peanut Butter cups!
ONTO THE JUDGING!
Maranatha dark chocolate Peanut Butter gets…
David Blaine making a cheeseburger disappear.
Peanut Butter & Co. dark chocolate Peanut Butter gets…
A camel about to be sat on by Hurley from Lost.
With an overall score of…
The Moon and the Sun sitting around bullshitting.
Thank you.
