I’ve decided that at the end of each month, I’m going to rate the top 5 posts from the past month. These were chosen by me, and for me. I don’t care if you agree, nor do I care that I agree. I just care….I care…
Some of you might think this is self serving. To these people I say, DUH!!! Who the hell do you think I make this website for? ME! I do this to entertain myself!
So let’s have a count down, shall we?
Number 5:
Excerpt:
I love the way a chocolate covered donut cracks at the top when you bite into it. I love the texture, the feel of the donut as I rub it all over my chest before I eat it…I don’t do this…
Number 4:
Tik Tok Ima Fight Till I See My Butt Light
Excerpt:
Put your hands up
If I had a gun right now, I’d need two bullets. One to shoot myself in the leg, and another to end my misery.
No, the party dont stop until I walk in
If this chick walked into my house I’d have to bleach the door knob.
Number 3:
These Things That I’ve Learned
Excerpt:
You’ll never look at a milky way the same again…
Number 2:
Stop Talking That Shit Shit SHIIIIIIIIIT
Excerpt:
Coming out your mouth with your blah blah blah
I’ve swallowed your jizzim
Just zip your lips like a padlock
Our transaction is through, tonight.
Number 1:
There’s Nothing Better Than McDonalds
Excerpt:
