Feb 26
You get NOTHING!
Stars don’t give you wishes.
Homeless people do.
Ever wish for something real hard, and actually get it? I once PRAYED for a turbographix 16. A TURBO. GRAPHICS. 16. God must have been in heaven shaking his head, wondering how he made someone THAT dumb.

Mexican Pizzas FTW!
mexican pizzas are taco bell’s gifts to the world!
You got that right, partner.