Feb 25
Everyone calls the bible, “the good book.” It is a good book. A great book? Maybe. I’m not sure. You know what’s a great book? A cook book for fried foods. I LOVE fried foods! LOVE THEM! But who doesn’t? Terrorists, and eskimos. Why? Because terrorists hate freedom, and eskimos don’t have vegetable oil. It’s simple math, Sherlock.

I’m gonna get a grill pan soon to make some healthy, fried food.
Wait, what the fuck? Wow, we really went off on a tangent, didn’t we?