It constantly smells like grilled onions…
By Hervatski on February 25th, 2010Posted In: Logical,Say Anything
In my apartment.
This might have to do something with me constantly cooking grilled onions around here. Which is fine, I love grilled onions. I just look at my couch sometimes and think,
“Man, some poor bastard’s gonna plop his chunky ass down in that seat and throw up when they get a good dank whiff of grilled onions.”
HERE’S HOW I MAKE GRILLED ONIONS!
1: Chop up the onions
2: Put them in a non stick skillet that has melted butter in it.
3: throw in garlic salt and pepper
4: Mix around. Put cover on skillet. Cook on medium/low-medium heat with cover on.
5: Every 3 minutes or so move the stuff around. The cover is on there so the onions don’t burn, rather, they get mushy and cooked through.
6: When they’re at your desired consistency, throw in some soy sauce into the mix. Just toss it all around, you’ll find your medium. Cover and cook about 2min more
7: Eat the grilled onions
8: Poop grilled onions.
The grilled onions are delicious on burgers, on top of refried beans, in chili, whatever you want. Use it with EVERYTHING I know I do.
The trick is the soy sauce. It gives the onions some juice and makes them a little sweet. Perfect taste.
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