I think I got an early birthday present…
By Hervatski on February 25th, 2010Posted In: Logical,Say Anything
My website has some pluggin that tells me certain website stats. How many visits a day (like, 4) and one great little tidbit. It tells me what search term people have used on the internet today, and yesterday, that actually led them to this website. IE: They searched for a phrase, this website popped up, and then they clicked on the link and got here.
Below is an image of exactly which search terms were used yesterday and today for a few people to visit this site:
Hahahaha I’m not sure which one I liked better: “Pineapple + anus” or “Jesus shooting lightning” hahahaha fucking hell.
Also, I’ve been glancing at this stuff every few days, and the recurring search term is people researching why their poop is light brown. Lemme give you a hint: YOU EAT TOO MUCH PEANUT BUTTER!!!!
Also, a 48 year old former popular chick in high school is probably researching what “but we kick them to the curb” means. She wants to be hip with her kids again, and relive the glory days of getting plugged by Roger, the star quarterback between 4th and 5th period.
Though…I don’t remember writing the phrase, “pooping pleasure” in my website…strange….
actually youved used poop pleasure 96 times, some software you got there. fail.
My software also tells me i’m handsome
you know whats more important? disneyland likes me more than it likes you, and naturally i like disneyland more than you.
both are untrue you PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOU!