Feb 23
PRIZE MONEY!
If I could have any superpower it would probably be flight. But flight and the ability not to instantly die if I travel more than a couple hundred miles an hour. And the power to move on a dime so I wouldn’t smash into things.
That seems like 3 powers, but it’s not. It should all be included. Like having super strength but NOT having some level of invulnerability. If you lifted a car, your legs would break! You need to be invulnerable too COME ON PEOPLE THIS IS COMMON SENSE THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT WHY THE FUCK CAN’T YOU GET IT!!!!
Or the ability to make strawberry milkshakes appear out of thin air.
Without dying.
This unicorn does it all.