Nutrigrain…revisited!
By Hervatski on February 22nd, 2010Posted In: In Peanut Butter,Peanut Butter - February
I know I said Nutrigrain bars sucked balls when it came to these two Peanut Butters, but I’ve since thawed them out and think they taste better now. No really, they taste better!
Awww, don’t be like that! Come on, don’t look away from one another! The nutrigrain bar is looking on with a sad face, why you gotta fight?
Out of focused images are the BEST images. Anyone living in the Pasadena area, you see that Rick’s drive in commercial? Where the lady with the accent goes “Joo want da best boorger, da best?” to the little hispanic (re: mexi…peurto…erm, Chinese?) girl? So funny. So whenever I think “the BEST!” I hear it in my head as that lady from the commercial. Man, such shitty television.
Anywho, this was not good. I didn’t enjoy it that much. You may ask why, and I’m not going to tell you.
This was better, but again these nutrigrain bars are dry as hell. And well, what WOULDN’T be better with a giant dollup of Peanut Butter? If you answered, “Nazis” you are partially right.
Awww, look at that! It spells….uoxn? What’s a uoxn? OMG it’s an invading alien army! THE UOXN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONTO THE JUDGING!
No salt organic Whole Foods Peanut Butter gets:
A telephone.
Unsweetened organic Whole Foods Peanut Butter gets:
A picture of me sleeping with the covers pushed off of me.
With an overall score of:
A pissed off Iron Man.
Thank you.
