I winter in Martha’s Vineyard…
By Hervatski on February 22nd, 2010Posted In: In Peanut Butter,Peanut Butter - February
But I summer in DONUTS BITCHES!
Ah shit son! Lookit the Peanut Butter cuddling with the maple bar awwww. They’re so cute! It’s a polygamous relationship but they make it work! I think unsweetened gets the sugar, and no salt gets the batter. Know what I’m sayin? WINK WINK CACA CACA!
It’s like Mr. Peanut jizzed all over the maple bar’s butt. I’d say “nutted” but come on, what kind of writer do you take me for? CAN YOU TAKE ME TO GET PIZZA!?!?!?!?
This didn’t taste good and let me tell you why. No salt Peanut Butter has a bad taste, a bad consistency. It’s like eating a dry peanut, so fuck you and your donut mr. MAN!
Again, no big difference. I’ve found the maple bar isn’t super sweet, maybe that’s why my Dad likes them a lot. Also the dough is more pronounced in the maple bars, strange. Either way, the Peanut Butter doesn’t come through. So I know you all now can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that you don’t NEED to slather Peanut Butter on your maple bars, PHEW!
ONTO THE JUDGING DICKWADS!
No salt organic Whole Foods Peanut Butter gets:
A flying saucer and a donkey.
Unsweetened organic Whole Foods Peanut Butter gets:
Inspector Gadget escaping away with his helicopter hat with a hooker holding onto his leg.
With an overall score of:
A toothpick, a glass of water, and glasses sitting on a table.
Thank you.
