That’s an expression that means…excitement! Like, “eureka!” or “excellsior!” or “pornography!”
Today it means…
Turkey sandwich! Inside the bread we’ve got-
SURPRISE GANG BANG!!!!
So I cut the stupid sandwich in half, and on one half I put no salt (above), and on the other I put unsweetened. It’s to give you a good understanding of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Who puts fucking Peanut Butter on a turkey sandwich? Fucking hell have I ran out of shit to put Peanut Butter on? LOOKIT MY FATTY PALM!
There’s the lil’ Peanut Butter poking out all shy and shit. Wanna know a secret? Everything I’m holding other than the Peanut Butter was frozen! I freeze cheese, and bread, and turkey, etc. all the time! It makes it last longer. I have enough frozen food to last me AWHILE.
You didn’t need to know any of that, but there it is.
Here’s the unsweetened Peanut Butter, and I went ahead and wrote the word, “Poop” in the Peanut Butter. I just wanted to visually show what the substance would eventually turn into, incase some of you out there thought that once you digest Peanut Butter it turns into fairy wishes and candycorn clouds.
Oh yeah, both didn’t taste like much, forgot to mention that. See, the Peanut Butter is a very subdued taste. Even when I say the unsweetened one is tasty and sweet, it’s tasty and sweet relative to what it is. It’s no skippy Peanut Butter brother, BELIEVE YOU ME! So you’ve got dry wheat bread, dry turkey, dry cheese, and mayo, with Peanut Butter? Fuck you.
ONTO THE JUDGING!
No salt organic Whole Foods Peanut Butter gets:
The Jonas Brothers singing, with the third brother going insane in the middle of a set.
Unsweetened organic Whole Foods Peanut Butter gets:
Kate Moss doing a hand stand on a giant hamburger.
With an overall score of:
A guy going down a water slide in an inner tube.
Thank you.
