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Ok so Wednesday is comic day…I appologize. Ok I AM sorry for that but I’m not sorry for making obsene gestures to your mother. See, I gave up coffee for lent. Coffee gives me energy in the morning, helps me crash mid day, and makes me not go to sleep till midnight when I want [...]

I’ve eaten a lot of sugar lately, but nothing can- Hey wait!  WAIT HOLD ON I’VE EATEN TOO MUCH SUG- ARRRR YA SCURVY BITCH! Why all the donuts   Why do you do this to yourself dude?  Because I CAN!  CAUSE THIS IS MERICA!  IN MERICA WE CAN- Fuck you Whole Foods. Lets get this [...]

I’m not even going to beat around the bush…I almost died for this specific post.  Lets bring out the opening players… Yeah that’s good and everything.  We got the usual players, but what else?  What could we possibly put all this Peanut Butter goodness on?  A banana?  How about, say, crackers? FUCK YOUR CRACKERS! AGALA [...]

Today I make up for yesterday, though, not completely.  I have about 6 peanut butter posts for this week, but I could only do 3 tonight.  I appologize to all my fans.  Don’t go crying or nothing, I’m still super handsome and super duper cute.  I make the Jonas brothers look like the Jonas BITCHES. [...]