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Peanut Butter to drink.

BLAMO BITCHES!

Pavitica, if I’m spelling it right, are basically walnut rolls.  Walnut rolls are delicious.  Though I don’t like the tops too much.  Do not like them THAT MUCH NO!

These historically have gone great with peanut bu-

Peanut Butter!  Are you drunk!  Look at you!  You’re adults, what is WRONG with you!  Pick yourself up this minute!

What was I saying?

My fingers are pretty fat.  What’s the deal?  I don’t THINK they’re fat, but there they are

Anywho, pavitica with peanut butter is usually very dense.  That’s the beautiful part about it.  You eat this with some coffee and you’re all better.  It gets all garbled up in your mouth and you need something hot to move it along it’s way.  Hell I’m getting hungry now!  No salt wasn’t bad on this, though I don’t think I tasted too much peanut butter.  The pavitica kind of overpowered everything, like Stalin through Poland, or a fat kid at gym class.

AGAIN with the fat fingers ! I swear I don’t have fat fingers! *huffs and sweeps hair out of eyes*

The peanut butter here was more noticeable, but not a lot.  Stupid Croatian roll thingies, always ruining my fun!

I’m just waiting till the end of the month so I can eat the whole fucking thing by itself.  Unsweetened really is good, and if it didn’t turn into a goddamn rock in the fridge, I’d eat more of it.

Onto the judging!

No salt gets:

A quarterback throwing a pass.

Unsweetened peanut butter gets:

A quarterback throwing a pass.

Overall:

A picture of a bald guy getting shit on by a duck.

Thank you.