Peanut Butter to drink. BLAMO BITCHES! Pavitica, if I’m spelling it right, are basically walnut rolls. Walnut rolls are delicious. Though I don’t like the tops too much. Do not like them THAT MUCH NO! These historically have gone great with peanut bu- Peanut Butter! Are you drunk! Look at you! You’re adults, what is [...]
“John, why do you think you’re constipated?” “Well Dr. McDreamy, I’ve been eating an inordinate amount of peanut butter for the past two months. What can I do, doctor?” “You can go fuck yourself.” Awesome. Really, my poo schedule is all fucked up. I wish I could come to you all with good news, but [...]
Peanut Butter. Didn’t I already write a review about peanut butter with bananas? Do I honestly give a fuck? No. Peanut Butter with bananas is delicious. You and me can write a bad romannnnce… WHY’D YOU POO ROMANCE!?!?!?! More like poo’d a peanut butter. Notice how no salt kind of spreads? Notice how unsweetened ra [...]
“fuck you peanut butter, get outta mah gawddamn MOUF!” And then the civil war started. IT’S PEANUT BUTTER MONDAY BITCHES! WEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What’s on the menu today? Apples? Does peanut butter go with apples? Does a black rapper like to act? Not sure what type of apples these are. If I remember my buying decisions, it’s [...]