And I wanted to live blog it, but time warner had another thing coming. They basically said to me through my wall, “No John! No! You CANNOT watch LOST on our line if you don’t pay!”
Who the fuck heard of paying for cable tv? Fascists.
So no live blogging of LOST. Poor me had to wait a day to watch it. It’s no big deal, I just ate peanuts until my feet got numb.
Here’s my post LOST live blogging, summed up in 3 sentences:
1: Hurly is fat
2: I thought sayid was black?
3: kate runs like an old lady trying to catch the garbage truck but stubbed her toe the other night and can’t really run well.
Honestly Kate runs like a moron. Her running…is dumb. If you asked her run to take a test, it would stab itself with the pencil, and eat the paper. Kate if she’s standing still does not look stupid. But the second she moves forward, she looks like she should be held back in the 3rd grade. You want to put training wheels on her ankles so she doesn’t hurt herself. She’s the only person in history who runs by flailing their arms and legs, but shows NO movement in the head, neck, or torso. I want to seperate Kate from her run, give Kate 50 bucks to go to a nice dinner and go read a book, and then beat the shit out of her run.
So I hope this LOST video backs me up here:
ahh yes.
you are a moron.
If I ever find out who you are I’m gonna kick you in the dick