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The box of au gratin potatoes I ate tonight is kicking my butts. Coupled with the jog I had, well, case closed Grandma, this guy’s pooped. I did fart in such a way that directly after it I said outloud, “What?” as if my fart would answer back, “Oh…oh, nothing.” Interesting, now when I hit [...]

And I wanted to live blog it, but time warner had another thing coming.  They basically said to me through my wall, “No John!  No!  You CANNOT watch LOST on our line if you don’t pay!” Who the fuck heard of paying for cable tv?  Fascists. So no live blogging of LOST.  Poor me had [...]