I’m not entirely sure where boogers come from. They say it’s particles in the air, that get caught in your nostrils, and build up.
I don’t buy it. I don’t buy it for one minute. Are you saying dust collects and becomes green and gooey? That makes no sense. How come it’s dry and sometimes it’s wet? I’m not buying this garbage.
I’m not sure where boogers come from, and I DEFINATELY do not know where they go! I swear I must have flung, Lord, MILLIONS of boogers in my time. Up, down, left, east, every direction you can fling something, I did. And not ONCE did I ever find the pesky booger! It just seemed to disappear!
Essentially…boogers are the world’s first recyclable material! When you flick one it just VANISHES! That’s why I have no qualms about flicking boogers. Just pick, aim at the carpet, and away you go, sir.
FYI: If you ever come over my place, don’t take your shoes off, you’re probably stepping on thousands of boogers :/
