This is the…shit man, I lost count of this. Anywho, maybe the dudes at my gym aren’t Mexican, maybe they’re just really tanned Spanish speaking Canadians, who knows, I’m not a doctor. If I were, I’d be high fiving Tiger Woods on a plane to Norway and then giving him a good talking to when [...]
Well, I was going to do this whole thing about my place being, “Heaven” and then saying, “Heaven is a place on Earth!” and thenI was gonna post a link to Belinda Carlisle and call it a night, right? WRONG. I started to google the lady and I kept running into naked pictures! Now, running [...]
I’m not entirely sure where boogers come from. They say it’s particles in the air, that get caught in your nostrils, and build up. I don’t buy it. I don’t buy it for one minute. Are you saying dust collects and becomes green and gooey? That makes no sense. How come it’s dry and sometimes [...]
Tonight I was going to start live blogging Lost. I figured that’d be fun for you, and the whole family. Hell, even Grandma could join, with her stinky butt, but no. No it was not meant to happen. Why, do you ask? Because I don’t have cable. The loser plight of the century. No other [...]