February..begins
By Hervatski on February 1st, 2010Posted In: In Peanut Butter,Peanut Butter - February
They say February is the month of love. I say, February is the month of PEANUT BUTTER!
No one? Fuck you too.
From this point onward, Mondays will be Peanut Butter day. See that capitalization, bitches? Hells yeah, that’s RIGHT! RESPECT YO BUTTA!
Every Monday brings a new post about Peanut Butter. Might be one post? Might be two. Who knows, maybe Mr. Owl?
“Hey MISTER owl, what day is Peanut Butter day?”
“Go fuck yourself, kid.”
Let us unveil the pretty pretty box of mystery!
Holy CRAP look at how professional that is! Doesn’t even look like my living room table or nothing! All them shadows and shit, I should get paid for this stuff!
Awww, and look at the little hearts on February, such a nice touch! 
Ok gay time is over, CHUMPS! What do we have under the box? Almond butter? Sesame butter? Do they make that? If they did, I’m not going to lie here, I’d probably sit in it, and try and lay an egg in it.
DRUM ROLL PLEASE!
drumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrum
AH FUCK YOU WHOLE FOODS!!!! Another month of this bullshit!?!? You and your bullshit 365 SHIT!
Oh how pleasant, I kept thinking that last month the reason why all the peanut butter tasted like ass was because it was organic, little did I know, it was not organic, just all natural! Now this is all natural AND organic?!!?! FUCKING HELL!!!
God must hate me to do this to me. Or Zachariah told Jesus how we totally trashed God’s house when he was away for the weekend. I swear, NEVER trust Zachariah. Mainly cause I don’t know who that is, and I just keep picturing Slater :/
you are a toads ass.