Well, there IS one silver lining?
Oh hellllll yeah. Who eats reeces peanut butter cups for breakfast? I DO! And you know what they say about the dark chocolate? Once you go DARK you never go AFRICAN AMERICAN!
Look at it all pretty there and-
Ah you sneaky mother fuckers where’d you come from!!! LEAVE MY REECES DARK PEANUT BUTTER CUPS ALONE!!!!
FYI: It didn’t taste like dark chocolate. Just not really milk chocolate, so…that’s a good thing?
Onto the taste test, shall we?
First off, it’s not really peanut butter in a reece’s cup, it’s more like chalk. Slightly peanut butter chalk. But it’s delicious chalk.
Second off, this peanut butter…wasn’t….bad? It was actually quite good. This is the no salt one. Meaning it’s just peanuts and I don’t know what else. I’ll try and remember next time. The point is, it tasted like…good. Just SLIGHTLY sweet, though really goey. I don’t know why the all natural creamy peanut butters are so gooey. You can pretty much take a stick, put it in there, and spread stuff while dripping it using the stick, like those honey thingies? Like that. So it’s kind of messy. I wouldn’t use it for lube, unless you want to make love to a wet nap.
Next up we have the creamy unsweetened probably tastes like ass butter:
The unsweetened one? HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT it was GOOD! First off, when you refridgerate it, it turns into…a chocolate consistency. If you’ve ever had thick chocolate that still can somewhat be cut easily by a knife, this is it. It’s kind of hard to spread, but it tastes JUST like reeces pieces! Ok, not WITH the cup, I mean I was eating the peanut butter plain and it tasted JUST like reeces’s pieces! It was so good! There’s palm oil in there, so if you’re allergic to palm oil, stop jacking off.
THE VERDICTS!
No Salt 365 Organic peanut butter gets:
A picture of Michael Jackson grabbing his crotch with a weird sort of world war 2 racist Japenese teeth thing going on there sort of look B.
And the creamy 365 organic unsweetened peanut butter gets:
A picture of Jesus Christ and Michael Jackson grabbing their crotches and moonwalking A!
WOW! An A this quick, huh? That unsweetened bullshit is actually REALLY good!
With a final score of:
Neutrogena fast absorbing hand cream.
Thank you.
omg, this dude gave me a box of those…do you want whats left? i seroiusly didnt know what to do with it. i made the mistake of saying i liked them, and bam, I get like smart and final boxes of them. its utterly creepy. much like your face.
as for your peanut butter obsession, it has reached new pychopathic heights hasnt it? congrats!
i’ll take them if you haven’t sat on them.